A Review of Gormglaith Written in the Style of Heidi Wyss/Gwen Gale (Glossary provided)

Harjabeewah! Bish teeme isht hoomwah capowdaih! Ni vo brub ja hoom geh durt. Nimh ma vurt diza - ja isht capowdaih.

If you are a low-minded person and thus unable to comprehend the mysteries of gibberish, you may wish to consult the glossary helpfully provided below.

Gibberish English

Harjabeewah!  Bloody hell!

Bish  This

teeme book

isht is

hoomwah completely

capowdaih crap

Ni I am not

vo going to

brub read

ja it

hoom all

geh the way

durt through

Nimh Take

ma my

vurt word

diza for it