Gwen Gale - Tinpot Wikipedia Tyrant, Heidi Wyss - Tinpot Internet Auteur

This website will chronicle the tragic-comic real-life tale of Gwen Gale, the tinpot Wikipedia tyrant who continues in her historic mission to destroy whatever potential Wikipedia once had. It is a case study in psychopathology, and may one day be of interest to future students of human aberration. 

Gwen Gale, tinpot internet tyrant, is also Heidi Wyss, tinpot internet auteur. Her ebook, Gormglaith, which is distributed for free on the internet because no one in their right mind would ever pay for it, is one of the most unreadable tomes human vanity has ever devised. It is written, literally, in gibberish : a kind of pseudo-Scottish dialect gibberish to be precise, which Heidi herself has just made up. As such, of course, it is completely unreadable.  The ever-gracious Gwen provides a glossary, however, to help unworthy peons like you and me penetrate the ineffable mysteries of her oracular words. 

The mind boggles at the kind of morbid vanity which could lead someone to write a book using made-up words. It's rare to see this kind of pathological egotism outside of a psychiatric ward.